vicesandvessel:

madhatterin221b:

'girls don't have to clear their internet history'

let me explain you a thing

of course girls don’t have to clear their internet history
girls are smart enough to use an incognito window

sunharry:

I swear to god bruh let me catch harry in the streets bruh I swear to god

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself

aureat:

can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you

holyghoul:

im just a human bean

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

thrusting-on-stage:

how i fell in love

image

watchog:

if you think i seem thirsty for attention

  1. i am

thecorinediaries:

prewetts:

jordanleeemerson:

secretgaygent:

rnints:

imagine if girls used the same style of joke to degrade men like “cool story bro now go chop some lumber”

GO CHOP SOME LUMBER

"what r u doing out of the garage go fix my car"

"Don’t you have something to fix somewhere."

rangerkimmy:

pbbth

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my-folie-a-deux:

taylorlechat:

Somebody That I Used To Know | Cover by Fun. ft. Hayley Williams

this is seriously fucking amazing 


drowsie:

i wish the days were longer so i’d have more time to do nothing

dunkindont:

ALMOST THE SAME

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