tumblr friendships are hard to maintain like im sorry i know i havent talked to you in 5 months but you’re still super rad and i still consider us friends im just dumb
naming your child pizza so you know you’ll always love it
ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children
"SO HAPPY ITS MY FIRST DAY I HOPE I DO GREAT"
One time I was on a rollercoaster and a guy’s hat fell off during one of the loops but he caught it when we were right side up again, and i have to go my whole life knowing I’ll never be as cool as that guy.
*gets insulted* Nah I don’t care, my mom has said worse to me
this really speaks to me
when you go through filters on instagram and you find the one
threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear
Why do movies show “nerdy girls” as carrying a billion books, and then portray them as physically weak? If a girl can carry the harry potter series, the lotr trilogy, and all of her textbooks then she can probably lift the protagonist football star and throw him across the football field
if i catch you glancing at me more than twice i will automatically think you like me so please don’t look at me ever
And please don't forget that you are on , and your ip is